Mahoros Laughter Dad Hat
🎠"LAUGHTER IS JUST SCREAMING IN CIRCLES" DAD HAT – WEAR YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ðŸŽ
FOR THOSE WHO TIP THEIR HAT TO THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL
Top off your philosophical despair with this perfectly curved-brimmed ode to existential humor. More than just a cap, this is headwear for the overthinkers, the class clowns who grew up, and everyone who fakes a smile while screaming inside.
✔ DESIGNED TO SPARK UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS
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Distressed Embroidery: The phrase stitched in uneven, slightly unraveling thread (because nothing lasts forever)
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Hidden Detail: Faint outline of a broken comedy mask stitched into the inner sweatband (only you'll know it's there)
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Texture Play: Crinkled fabric panel on crown mimicking a discarded first draft
✔ BUILT FOR DAILY DISILLUSIONMENT
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Structured 6-panel crown - holds its shape better than your life plans
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Adjustable brass buckle closure - because one size doesn't fit all existential dread
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Pre-curved brim - shields your eyes from both the sun and meaningful eye contact
✔ STYLE THE MADNESS
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Tilt slightly askew for "I've given up but fashionably" energy
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Pair with the matching sweatshirt for full "stand-up philosopher" realness
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.